If I ever like your selfies, it means that I want to see your penis tbh
This really resonated with the gays
If I ever like your selfies, it means that I want to see your ass
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hi its me the duolingo owl if you dont practice french right now i will set your house on fire
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imalreadyinlovejustwaitingforyou:
i know a baby named Bertha and a grandmother named Cindy. it’s so wild
(Source: anarcho-communism-revolution, via surprisebitch)
*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*
tumblr staff: We will fix it (:
Tumblr’s flagging algorithm:
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